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Thursday, November 10, 2016

Crystal Collier's TIMELESS Blog Tour



I'm happy to host Crystal Collier on her TIMELESS blog tour. I love the cover of her new release. 

Let's welcome Crystal who's here today to share her new book and some medieval funnies!

In 1771, Alexia had everything: the man of her dreams, reconciliation with her father, even a child on the way. But she was never meant to stay. It broke her heart, but Alexia heeded destiny and traveled five hundred years back to stop the Soulless from becoming.

In the thirteenth century, the Holy Roman Church has ordered the Knights Templar to exterminate the Passionate, her bloodline. As Alexia fights this new threat—along with an unfathomable evil and her own heart—the Soulless genesis nears. But none of her hard-won battles may matter if she dies in childbirth before completing her mission.

Can Alexia escape her own clock?


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Thank you Diane for having me here today!

Food. We all love it. Or hate it. Or both. (Hey, as long as there's cheese, I'm there!) One thing I've learned while researching multiple time periods for my books, is that the human condition has always been the same. We have always loved (or hated) food. TIMELESS, the third book in my Maiden of Time trilogy, is based in medieval times, I thought I'd share a few funnies about FOOD and medieval times. (A story of time travel, battles, monsters, knights, and an epic love story.)

Prepare to be enlightened (or mildly entertained).

A drink to go with your cheese?



And how will you prepare your eggs?



In case you decide making your own meal is just too much work,
how about a drive through...I mean boat through?


Before you go out, you had better get dressed up.


Now that you've had a chuckle (or smirk--tell me you at least smirked!?!), go buy my books, eh?

What is one food you couldn't live without? What is the biggest thing you would miss if you had to live out your days in medieval times?

Crystal Collier is an eclectic author who pens clean fantasy/sci-fi, historical, and romance stories with the occasional touch of humor, horror, or inspiration. She practices her brother-induced ninja skills while teaching children or madly typing about fantastic and impossible creatures. She has lived from coast to coast and now calls Florida home with her creative husband, four littles, and “friend” (a.k.a. the zombie locked in her closet). Secretly, she dreams of world domination and a bottomless supply of cheese. You can find her on her blog.

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8 comments:

  1. I'd say coffee is the one food (or is it considered a beverage?) I could not live without. Also love most fruits, but apples top that list. May you have a "buttload" of readers! Nice post.

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    1. LOL. Thanks, Susan. I'm not a coffee drinker, but I imagine mead would be the time period replacement. Have you had mead?

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  2. Can't live without chocolate.
    Congrats Crystal!

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    1. Chocolate would be a hard one to sacrifice for sure.

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  3. You made me giggle! Loved it! Thank you. And your book's time period is one of my favorites.

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    1. Mine too--well, not to live in, but to read about.

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  4. Loved the butt of wine. Wish I had one. :) Must have chocolate and couldn't live without a bathroom. Fun post. Best of luck with your book. Love the cover.

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    1. Thanks, Marissa. You know, for the very wealthy, there were forms of bathrooms in castles--not to say they were very comfortable or that the smell could be handled, but they did exist.

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